One day, a blonde got fed up with all the dumb blonde jokes, dyed her hair red, bought a new Corvette, and drove across the country. On a back road near Winamac, IN, she had to stop and wait for a bunch of sheep crossing the road. She struck up a conversation with the shepherd, and asked him, "If I guess how many sheep you have, can I keep one?" He agrees, and, amazingly, he has 1347 sheep, just as she guessed. He allows her to select the one she wants. Before she leaves, he asks, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"