Dad Jokes

[Doogz]

 

[Doogz]

 

[DaveO]

Why did the infrared camera apply for a job?
Because it wanted to work in a “cool” environment!

 

[fcs101]

Q: What's stranger than seeing a catfish?

A: Watching a goldfish bowl.

 

[DaveO]

Hey, I just got a new peddle for my guitar!
Wife is hopping it works!

 

[Doogz]

 

[bleujazz3]

Why aren't stand-up comedy teams considered much anymore?

How many times can you say to your straight-line buddy, "Phew! I just flew in from Chicago and, boy, are my arms tired!"

 

[bleujazz3]

Hope your shoulder is doing good Bob.
I haven’t a glue what your saying I translated to French and it doesn’t make sense.

So'k Fred, It's ebonics French. You know, like that hooked on phonics game where you phonetically repeat words and phrases, but don't need to spell them correctly? Am currently watching an episode of Julia Child's cooking shows and some guy is making a kind of bread or pie dough.

Heading to bed, though, there's nothing that important tonight on TV.

 

[bleujazz3]

Why aren't stand-up comedy teams considered much anymore?

How many times can you say to your straight-line buddy, "Phew! I just flew in from Chicago and, boy, are my arms tired!"

Then Mom suggested I buy some birdseed for the upcoming migration season. I needed to remind Mom that sparrows prefer things like French Fries, and I don't own a fryer.

 

[bleujazz3]

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'Ello, my name is Angus. You've already met my wife, Patty.