Dad Jokes

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses he’s not breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other man whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?” 🤣
 
Every so often after a workday, my mind goes into a dream-like state, even while sitting upright at the computer. About 10 minutes ago, I dreamed I was crossing a dry desert with a group of friends. Occasionally, a large rock would dot the landscape, and next to it, my friends and I would sit in its shade until the distant cry of lions encouraged us to keep moving onwards, avoiding capture.

In reality, I would have liked to have been with my family, viewing a DVD, perhaps an old rom-com for Mom. I envisioned tossing popcorn at family members, while they tried wresting the remote from my grip.
 
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