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Axe-Master
Here’s a handy list for all you basement players who own way too much gear to justify your current playing skill level, and who sometimes find yourselves put on the spot and trying to explain new gear to your significant others who notice "a new thingy over there". After memorizing this list, and destroying any references to it, you can use it should any emergencies arise that require a quick response. Feel free to post your favs below:
10 - "Oh!, that was on sale at an unbelievable price!"
09 - "Ya!, I needed to get rid of some gear so that was part of a trade-in deal at ..."
08 - "Remember last year when I built that cabinet there - well the new amp is part of that project - all finished now"
07 - "What thingy?"
06 - "It’s an investment - I’ll be able to sell it for a lot more next year"
05 - "Hmmm, I don't really remember when I got that, hmmm"
04 - "I don’t drink, smoke, or have thoughts of hanky panky with other ladies, so luckily, this is my only addiction, and subject to budgetary margins"
03 - "Oh I’ve had that for a while! - I move things around every now and then - you probably didn't notice it when it was over there (points to obscure corner) - c'mon, I'll buy ya dinner".
02 - "That’s an item which is essential for me to reach my full potential"
01 - "I need it for my mental health"
10 - "Oh!, that was on sale at an unbelievable price!"
09 - "Ya!, I needed to get rid of some gear so that was part of a trade-in deal at ..."
08 - "Remember last year when I built that cabinet there - well the new amp is part of that project - all finished now"
07 - "What thingy?"
06 - "It’s an investment - I’ll be able to sell it for a lot more next year"
05 - "Hmmm, I don't really remember when I got that, hmmm"
04 - "I don’t drink, smoke, or have thoughts of hanky panky with other ladies, so luckily, this is my only addiction, and subject to budgetary margins"
03 - "Oh I’ve had that for a while! - I move things around every now and then - you probably didn't notice it when it was over there (points to obscure corner) - c'mon, I'll buy ya dinner".
02 - "That’s an item which is essential for me to reach my full potential"
01 - "I need it for my mental health"