The Pop Tart thread

[jon]

Cliff pwned him good tho - I had quite a good laugh at that!

 

[Scott Peterson]

Not only a retard for posting that here... but to get pissy about it was just comical.

...maybe he couldn't get any more pop-tarts and needed the scratch to get a fix?

 

[Sammetal91]

...maybe he couldn't get any more pop-tarts and needed the scratch to get a fix?

Organic treats? I'm pretty sure theyre made out of cardboard marinated in sugar water and coated with frosting. Delicious cardboard that is. Might as well say health food tastes great. We all know that's a lie.

 

[jon]

Oh how I love this fractal community hahaha

 

[Manning]

Ummm... Brave tarts? What product marketing genius came up with that name?

I don't want to have to assess how courageous I'm feeling while making my breakfast choices.

New Brave Tarts! Have them with your Doom Cereal and Dysentery Coffee! (Part of this complete breakfast).

 

[swass]

...maybe he couldn't get any more pop-tarts and needed the scratch to get a fix?

I bet he would of "SOLD OUT" for a box of strawberry pop tarts... what with him having a major mental malfunction posting that here thinking he would have some takers...

 

[GuitarDojo]

Great post, end thread.

But, "we 've only just begun!!"

 

[cobbler]

But, "we 've only just begun!!"

Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime a pop tart is near...

 

[Manning]

I'm on Pop of the world looking down on the toasters
and the only breakfast products I can find...

(Self respect... who needs it?)

 

[rickboot]

But, "we 've only just begun!!"

I agree. There hasn't been a single picture of a hot pop-tart singer.

 

[Cobrango]

Hahahaa!! Is that a new one cobbler?

fly me to the moon
and let me sing among the tarts


Well, it's one for the money Two for the show
Three to get pop-tart Now go, cat, go ...

Bop bopa-a-lu a whop pop-tart
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

 

[Manning]

If you tart me up,
If you tart me up I'll never pop...

 

[jon]

Make way for the king of pop tarts!

 

[VegasGuitar]

Hunk, a-hunk of burning dough!!

 

[Audiounity]

Hunk, a-hunk of burning dough!!

So to answer the question, "Kemper taking over......?"

No... but this thread definitely is....

and as far as Pop Tarts... Move over Keebler... It's the Kemper Elves!!

 

[aleclee]

My favorite toaster was #6 on BSG

 

[cobbler]

Hahahaa!! Is that a new one cobbler?

fly me to the moon
and let me sing among the tarts


Well, it's one for the money Two for the show
Three to get pop-tart Now go, cat, go ...

Bop bopa-a-lu a whop pop-tart
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

I was wondering if anyone would catch the connection...

Dojo said "It's only just begun" which is an old Carpenters pop hit from the 70's. My post was a play on another hit of theirs called "close to you".


Kinda sad that I would even know that TBH. Yikes!

 

[Scott Peterson]

Epic thread is epic.

 

[swass]

View attachment 8604 I just got my Kemper in and opened the box!!... WHAT THE HELL??

 

[mark_melling]

You guys need girlfriends/wife's/something inflatable you can stick a picture of the Kemper over... :mrgreen