To the OP, glad ya got a working unit!
Now, for the Lady GaGa stuff....if you still call this woman talentless after listening to this, you should stop playing music and pursue something else, because your heart is in the wrong place.
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (Live Acoustic) - YouTube
And onto her touring band. Here's how the auditions went for her guitarist, written by a dude who actually auditioned and made it to the 2nd round.
Guitar Lessons, Interviews, News, Reviews, & More | Guitar Messenger – Auditioning For Lady Gaga
Surprised no one has mentioned Nuno playing for Rihanna yet, either.
One of my best friends I grew up with is a drummer who went to Berklee after high school. We grew up on Dream Theater and Metallica. Before he even went to Berklee, he was playing Dream Theater songs fill for fill, flawlessly. He ended up taking private lessons with Mike Mangini and Rod Morgenstein....needless to say, he developed some SERIOUS chops. He's never worked a real job in his life....ya know what he does for a living? Playing simple 4/4 rhythms in a couple different blues based bands, teaches lessons to children and does studio sessions all around Boston. He can play his ass off, but he gets to do what he loves, (playing music, first and foremost) for a living. Would he prefer to be doing some crazy prog-metal? No doubt...but he'd much rather be able to pay his bills by playing ANY kind of music rather than be a starving artist.
I'm envious of him. I had my head stuck so far up my "Metal or NOTHING" ass, I didn't even care about session gigs or not making money off music.
In the end, I'M the sell-out. I'm not doing what I want to in order to make money.
Those guys in Madonna or GaGa's band are building AMAZING resumes and making great connections. You think they'll have a hard time finding work after the tour's over? Doubt it.
Oh...and that Celebrity Net Worth site is a crock of shit. Randy, the singer for Lamb Of God tweeted about that a while ago, he doesn't have close to what that site says he does. There are WAY too many factors that go into someone's personal finances for that site to even exist.