If you were a Rock Star Diva, would would you demand?

[Dixiethedog]

I have just sent one of my fave "rock star" musicians a suggestion to tell his wife to remove the brown M&M's from his dressing room before he performs ( @DougB415 ) to perhaps mimic the mighty Van Halen of old.

If you were (or are) a rock star what would you ask for, specify or demand in your contract to make sure that the show will go on?

I would ask for beans on toast. Two slices. Heinz beans, with the toast cooked under the grill rather than in a toaster. Lurpac butter ( a nice UK brand of butter) to be used on the toast served with a nice cup of tea. Milk and one sugar.

Oh, how I wish that I was a rock star.

 

[bleujazz3]

Fewer crocodiles in the sorority swimming pond.

 

[Chewie5150]

a rider that states for pre show there is a person in a Mr. Meeseeks costume following me around everywhere saying oohhhhhh yaaaaaa can do! for anything i ask

 

[MrGuitarabuse]

No mobile phones allowed in venue

 

[chime13]

Discrete Analog Circuitry

 

[pauly]

No opinions, or conclusions unless requested.
Thanks
Pauly

I have just sent one of my fave "rock star" musicians a suggestion to tell his wife to remove the brown M&M's from his dressing room before he performs ( @DougB415 ) to perhaps mimic the might Van Halen of old.

If you were (or are) a rock star what would you ask for, specify or demand in your contract to make sure that the show will go on?

I would ask for beans on toast. Two slices. Heinz beans, with the toast cooked under the grill rather than in a toaster. Lurpac butter ( a nice UK brand of butter) to be used on the toast served with a nice cup of tea. Milk and one sugar.

Oh, how I wish that I was a rock star.

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[∞Fractals]

Dave Brubeck wanted spaghetti …

I served it

 

[sprint]

If you were (or are) a rock star what would you ask for, specify or demand in your contract to make sure that the show will go on?

30 Min Before the show: McDonalds Hot Fudge Sundai with extra fudge on top, in the middle, and at the bottom (and a real spoon).

After main set and before the encore: Jos Louis with the edges frozen and ice cold Pepsi (bottled).

And it better be right or I don't go on ... and heads will roll ... baby

 

[Joe Bfstplk]

Apple pie without the crust....

 

[CenturyBreak]

30 Min Before the show: McDonalds Hot Fudge Sunday with extra fudge on top, in the middle, and at the bottom (and a real spoon).

After main set and before the encore: Jos Louis with the edges frozen and ice cold Pepsi (bottled).

And it better be right or I don't go on ... and heads will roll ... baby

I laughed out loud when I read "Jos Louis"!

I'd bet that 98.3% of the folks here would have no idea what that refers to... without Googling, of course!

 

[Will Schut]

I’m Dutch and I grew up in the seventies. You do the math……..