Here are my Impulse Responses

[geetarplayer]

When I smell bacon, I walk toward the kitchen.
When someone hands me their guitar, I play a G chord.
When I see my wife, I smile.
When I see a Snickers bar at the register, I buy it.

 

[Tonedeaf]

When I see your wife I smile too....rim shot

 

[Rex Rox]

When I see tacos I want to eat them.
When I eat tacos I want tequila.
When I drink tequila I smile at everyone's wife.

 

[Dave Merrill]

Those are you folks' impulses.
Question is, how do you respond to them?

 

[Rex Rox]

Those are you folks' impulses.
Question is, how do you respond to them?

??
Responses are already stated above.

 

[Dave Merrill]

??
Responses are already stated above.

Nevermind, not connecting.

 

[Rex Rox]

Nevermind, not connecting.

I'm short so sometimes stuff goes over my head.

I can elaborate - I guess the short answer is, "I respond pretty well." The only downside is a few angry husbands. Since I am definitely impulsive this happens a lot.

On the upside I get to eat copious amounts of tacos and drink a sh*t ton of tequila! Also sometimes the wives smile back.

 

[bjjp2]

When I smell bacon, I walk toward the kitchen.
When someone hands me their guitar, I play a G chord.
When I see my wife, I smile.
When I see a Snickers bar at the register, I buy it.

Same, except I play an A chord.

 

[Joe Bfstplk]

Same, except I play an A chord.

E7#9....

 

[chucma]

When I smell bacon, I walk toward the kitchen.
When someone hands me their guitar, I play a G chord.
When I see my wife, I smile.
When I see a Snickers bar at the register, I buy it.

These are definitely 4 rules to a happy life!