Help me... help you.

[guitarded]

adjust the antennae.

 

[Stringmanipulator]

You know that guy that used to live down the street?!, he's sisters former roommates old boyfriends cousin knows the answer ..

all I can say is - * never sneeze with your faceshield down *

ohh yeah .. whenever you twist ! --- make sure you shout as well !!

finally, since 42 is already covered .. I have nothing more .. I'm empty .. you have drained me

 

[Gong8659]

No! FDisk, Format, THEN reinstall Windows.

Get it right man. That's probably what caused his problem to begin with. Sheesh!

What? Both of you!! Restore a backup first! He said it's not a user error, because if it was then he would have no backup to restore, making this ENTIRELY the user's fault!

The short quotable version: "If you cant move backwards, then you have no business moving forwards."

 

[Snedecor]

Change the battery on your EMGs.

 

[aziz]

Does it move? Should it move? Duct tape or WD40.

 

[don_joe]

Try to see your problem as your advantage.

 

[Theurge]

You need a BBE sonic turd polisher

 

[dgzieg]

How come when I tune my guitar in a preset, save the preset, come back to the preset a day or two later, my guitar is out of tune?

 

[Mark's Tone]

My grand slam was supposed to come with sausage.

 

[chris]

How come when I tune my guitar in a preset, save the preset, come back to the preset a day or two later, my guitar is out of tune?

store enter enter. duh.

this does not help my problem.

 

[rdnzl]

"Purrhaps U got cheezburger in your unbalanced guzoutas?"

 

[pima1234]

I can haz Axe FX XL?

lol cats...

 

[swass]

 

[swass]

... just kidding

 

[swass]

 

[pima1234]

Even better, the Behringer V-amp (which I USED to think sounded okay...)

DUH!!!

 

[NiceChris]

Chris, your sound problems are probably derived from a location error. Have you tried using a Lo-Pan Bagua Compass?

 

[Rook]

You are holding it wrong.

 

[Stratoblaster]

I suspect you're just sensitive to electrical flow....