There is a local joint here in TX that upon taking your order gives you a name (movie star, rock star, celebrity). They call out your celebrity name when your order is ready. It's pretty funny. So the last time I went, I ordered a burger, fries, and large drink. They gave me the name "Lieutenant Dan". So when my order is ready I hear, "Lieutenant Dan, Lieutenant Dan, your order is ready". I go up to the counter for my order and the gal says to me, "That's funny honey. You don't look like Lieutenant Dan". I looked her right in the eye and said, "That's because I'm taller than he is". All the counter people busted a gut.
