Funny Chuck Norris style Petrucci jokes...

[shotgunn]

http://dinosaurrockguitar.com/forum/index.php?topic=3096.0;wap2

My fav so far... It took 5 women 2 years to give birth to John Petrucci. LOL!!!


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[Sidivan]

Some of those are pretty hilarious. I especially like the one about his right hand being 12 years younger than the rest of his body. Physics and Guitar in 1 joke, perfecto.