Fractal announces new product

[svl]

Once again Cliff shows that he listens to his customer base and unveils a product that literally anyone can program, by diversifying with a brand new offshoot to the Fractal Audio empire-

MY FIRST MODELER BY Fractal Price

Features simple to use, "no learning curve" patent applied for K.I.S.S. ("Keep It Simple, Simon") technology. Uber-sleek and portable, featuring a fold down MFC (Mommy's Favorite Colors) foot controller and built in FRFR speaker system.

(No AE required. Batteries sold separately.)

 

[stratamania]

:lol

 

[rodzimguitar68]

Kemper's has a Giraffe instead of the dog, and only 2 buttons. Does that make it better?

 

[gpz]

Hold on guys, I think it's a joke.

 

[chris]

^ kemper fanboy

 

[Mark's Tone]

But how do I use the front panel?

 

[UnsungHeroGuitars]

Needs more cowbell...

 

[Soma]

:lol

 

[muudrock]

Is there an editor for it?

 

[svl]

Kemper's has a Giraffe instead of the dog, and only 2 buttons. Does that make it better?

You were close, rodz. No giraffe, but it does only have two knobs. Doesn't have all the bells and whistles of the My First Modeler, but it does make some mighty fine cupcakes....

 

[svl]

Is there an editor for it?

As it states in the ad copy, "No AE required".

 

[byce_pryah]

I think I just soiled my diaper.

 

[Mark's Tone]

:lol

 

[svl]

To give credit where credit is due, this concept originated here-
http://forum.fractalaudio.com/lounge/62331-any-kemper-users-here-3.html#post777842

 

[xrist04]

This almost resulted in a full nasal spew. Must quit drinking coffee while reading forum posts....

 

[yek]

:mrgreen

 

[svl]

But how do I use the front panel?

Cliff thought of that-

There IS no front panel! Just a pull string in the back that selects a tone based on which animal on the "wheel of presets" (located on the back cover) the arrow lands on when it's pulled.

"The cow says- SHRED!"

"The pig says- JAZZ HANDS!"

 

[rickboot]

As it states in the ad copy, "No AE required".

This won't fly. Little tikes will whine without it.

 

[willowdale]

Is there an editor for it?

Of course the answer is "Soon"!!!

 

[kkolb71]

One thing I notice about the new EASY-BAKE Kemper is that it is still not rack mountable. They are definitely not listening to their forum reviews on this one.