I took a breath of fresh mountain once.
Ski teacher said there was a little bump down the hill, but we needed the speed to get up the next hill. Just go straight and you'll be fine, he said. Apparently I didn't go straight, cause I took a big breath of fresh mountain and the mountain ate some of my face. Looked like the elephant man for weeks. Still have an impressive scar. We just booked our Christmas ski holiday.
This post made my day!