Favorite Fortune Cookie Message

[lscottk]

Hi,

For at least 20 years I have carried a fortune cookie message in my wallet. As I sit here with the "FM3 Jones" I took out this fortune to alleviate the GAS that's nipping at my heels. Please share any message that you've gotten that you think is worth remembering. Here's a screen shot of the fortune. What's your favorite?

 

[hammeron56]

"Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle."

 

[nikk©]

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall"
Confucius

 

[lscottk]

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall"

So true - I like this one.

Signature worthy . . .

 

[Rock Chalk]

"Man who stand on toilet, high on pot"
Confucius

 

[solo-act]

"Spectactular accomplishment is never preceded by less than spectacular preparation"

 

[levipeto]

"learn Chinese"

 

[USMC_Trev]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[USMC_Trev]

"Man who stand on toilet, high on pot"
Confucius

He who goes to bed with itchy a-hole wakes up with smelly finger.

 

[IFITYWYBMAD?]

Confucius says you like dance? Try one Chop Suey Rock from column A.

 

[hammeron56]

Lucky numbers: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

 

[unix-guy]

"that wasn't chicken"

 

[Joe Bfstplk]

Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok....

 

[rickboot]

Help! I am being held captive in a Chinese cookie factory.

 

[Klausi]

Confucius: “if you go to bed with itchy ass, you wake up with stinking finger“

 

[Jiffzillla]

“Everything will be alright in the end. If it’s not alright, it’s not the end yet.” I think I love the idea of this more than anything. You don’t have to think too hard in order to have this fall apart. But the idea is nice. Lol

 

[USMC_Trev]

Confucius: “if you go to bed with itchy ass, you wake up with stinking finger“

You shoulda looked at all the previous posts first...

 

[Rock Chalk]

He who goes to bed with itchy a-hole wakes up with smelly finger.

Confucius: “if you go to bed with itchy ass, you wake up with stinking finger“

I always thought it was “man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with sticky fingers” ha ha.