Dad Jokes

[bleujazz3]

Why do medicine men wave their fingers ceremoniously in the air above the campfire?
Once Old Paint is gone, it takes a miracle to bring it back.

My boss was kind to me this week, he said "What would it take to induce you to consider working next Friday?”
I said, “Castor oil.”
“That’s not what I meant.”
“The robust kind,” I said.

 

[bleujazz3]

My boss said, "Well, we had a productive day."
I asked, "What was it you said you were happy about that we accomplished?
"Remind me later; it's slipped my mind just now,' said the boss.
"We did get the store radio back online, that was a plus," I said.
"And the lady with the hairball, she got over that quick," I said.
"Now I remember," said the boss, "you all were humble and lovable."
"Gee, thanks. My, will you look at the time...."

 

[fcs101]

Nothing quite says "Tool" like having one of these strapped to your face.

 

[marsonic]

Nothing quite says "Tool" like having one of these strapped to your face.

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So.....we're all deciding it's a flop? Has anyone seen anything about it since that first media blitz from the shills?

 

[fcs101]

So.....we're all deciding it's a flop? Has anyone seen anything about it since that first media blitz from the shills?

I have only seen people making fun of it.