Dad Jokes

[Freds55]

A truck load of Tylenol spills onto a baker’s assistant in a terrible crash​

The headline read: ‘Pills bury dough boy.’

 

[Freds55]

A man with one hand walks into a thrift shop​

He approaches and greets the cashier, and asks if he can make an appointment.

The cashier says "sir, this is a thrift shop"

He looks at her confused for a moment, but then realises his mistake.

"Oh, my apologies, I was told this was a second hand shop". Lol

 

[Moondog Wily]

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[Freds55]

That was a Goodone @Moondog Wily

What has three feet but no legs?​

A yardstick.

 

[DaveO]

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I can read it just fine as they spell about as good as I do before I use auto correct!
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my wife just stopped and said, "you weren't even listening, were you?"

I thought to myself...
"Thant's a pretty strange way to start off a conversation."

 

[fcs101]

Q: Why did the deer get braces?

A: He had buck teeth.

 

[fcs101]

A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit declares, "I think I might be a typo."

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call a bee hive without an exit?

A: Unbelievable

 

[Freds55]

Why did the Braves hire a baker?

They needed a new batter.

 

[Freds55]

A man leaves home, makes three left turns and is on his way back home when he notices two men in masks waiting for him. Who are they?

They’re the catcher and umpire.

 

[DaveO]

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle