New AXE Firmware Descriptor List (Happy Holidays!)

[jclemensfl]

As Fractal is always in the giving spirit of the holiday season, and really throughout the year, with regular firmware updates, I thought I would gift everyone a good list of adjectives and other descriptors you can easily insert in your comment on the next firmware thread to describe what you heard in each particular update:

Chewy
Tridimensional
Sparkle
Clangy
Rumble
Sizzle
Fizzy
Darker
Throaty
Dynamic
Open
Articulation
Chimey
Amp-In-The-Room
Rich
Defined
Transparency
Compressed
Scooped
Unruliness
Balanced
Cleaner
Beefy
Vibrant
Sweet spot
Clarity
Grit
Clearer
Dirty
Chuggy
Clunk
More real
Clarity
Randomness
Tamed
Harshness
Blurry
Snarl
Huge
Musical
Chunky
Raw
Pillow
Tighter

Enjoy, and feel free to add those I didn't catch!

 

[Domct203]

As Leon @2112 always says… Greasy!

 

[BROCKSTAR]

You forgot:

Squishy
Bouncy

 

[Greg Ferguson]

You forgot:

Squishy
Bouncy

And "ballsy", "bright", "crunchy", "warm", "muddy", "smooth", "punchy", "fuzzy".

And "Clarity" was used twice in the list above. No fair stacking the deck that way.

Adjectives for Guitar

 

[Necr0lancer]

Raw

 

[Admin M@]

FOCUSED

 

[Brewce]

+ kick-ass, big-ass (bottom), ...

 

[notalemming]

The ever popular supercalifractalisticexpialidocious was left out too.

 

[Necr0lancer]

Glassy!

 

[ProfEmerald]

Woody
Organic
Digital (runs for cover!)

 

[KFF]

Woody
Organic
Digital (runs for cover!)

 

[sprint]

Round

 

[Peavey Herman]

You did not forget, but wisely omitted, "djent/-y".

 

[rossipedia]

Meaty
Weighty

possibly even

Girthy

 

[ruso]

“Jackhammerish.”

IYKYK

 

[levipeto]

"Tubie"
"Holly Shitballs"

 

[TremoloFan]

Soon

 

[sprint]

Spitty,
Gravally,
Fat

 

[Brewce]

This may have some...

 

[jclemensfl]

You did not forget, but wisely omitted, "djent/-y".

Hotly debated in my head, but in the end, just couldn't recommend.