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Recent content by Xrocker

“Biscuits and sausage gravy” or “shit on a shingle”?

My Dads only stories of his serving in WWII that he ever told me made it clear that the most hated enemy he fought was the dreaded chipped beef on toast.
- Xrocker
- Post #43
- Apr 17, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
Axe-Fx III Firmware 25.00 Release

I’m assuming that those responsible for consecrating shit balls have already performed the ceremony,!
- Xrocker
- Post #347
- Apr 17, 2024
- Forum: Axe-Fx III Discussion
Axe-Fx III Firmware 25.00 Public Beta #2 (Cygnus X-3 Release Candidate)

That was never five minutes!
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- Post #198
- Apr 3, 2024
- Forum: Axe-Fx III Discussion
The Fripps win the internet. 🐇🐇

Robert has the right idea here. My new girlfriend's only fans account is paying the mortgage, car payment, and all of our other bills. I only hope she doesn’t get too mad when she finds out she has an only fans account!
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- Post #7
- Apr 1, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
Way off topic: Orson Welles

Just don’t try to get him to say stupid shit.
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- Post #2
- Mar 17, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
Easy way to smoke fish or meat etc.

Last time I smoked fish I totally clogged my screen.
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- Post #16
- Mar 17, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
Dune: Part Two

I was really struck by the Geidi Prime stadium scene. The IR filming was so stark and creepy. And the crowd going crazy watching their hero killing in a rigged contest was a bit too close to home.
- Xrocker
- Post #94
- Mar 13, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
My JCM800 Just Blew Up

I had a Marshall Super Lead back in the late 70’s. It only sounded good cranked and hot. Too damn loud for the clubs we were playing so I turned it to the wall, stuck a mic back there and buried it in Bekins moving blankets. It blew and caught fire and ignited the blankets. Saved the cabs but...
- Xrocker
- Post #65
- Mar 13, 2024
- Forum: Axe-Fx III Discussion
Playing in hot weather?

Steve Gadd would often perform in a cloud of white powder too.
- Xrocker
- Post #10
- Feb 22, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
This is Sad. RIP to Steve Morse’s wife Janine

He did mention when he quit Deep Puple that he was doing so to care for and spend time with his wife. He will never regret doing that.
- Xrocker
- Post #6
- Feb 7, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
Drastic measures to convert another Fractal user

https://flip.it/rkvOEr
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- Thread
- Jan 20, 2024
- Replies: 0
- Forum: The Lounge
Something that Bothers Me at Gigs

It bothers me when people tell me to put on pants.
- Xrocker
- Post #34
- Jan 12, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
When's the last time you broke a string during a gig?
- Xrocker
- Post #22
- Jan 12, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
The mini joys thread

Waking up and being thankful for the random one small part of my body that doesn't hurt.
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- Post #17
- Jan 5, 2024
- Forum: The Lounge
Lions Got Robbed

I’m not a conspiracy guy but I’m wondering if all the money changing hands with all the online betting is beginning to find its way to the officials. Football needs to take a serious history lesson from professional boxing. When Don King destroyed its integrity, people lost all interest in the...
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- Post #10
- Dec 31, 2023
- Forum: The Lounge