Dude. Either sarcasm or severely mistargeted buying habits.
A little of both. maybe. Something about PRS guitars that I don't like.
I also don't like strats, but I have two... well, three if you count a non-Fender Mercurio as a Strat. Nor Ibanez, but I have an RG-something
I haven't played either of my LPs since I got the S2 just when they were released. Lately I've only been playing the P22 and my Tele.