Kinda like, You don't a license to drive. You need it when you get stopped!"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice." Lol
One of his I love is 'I put instant coffee in the microwave'; I went back in time...My favorite Steven Wright line ever.
Probably the most profound words ever spoken by man.
‘Experience is that thing you get right after you need it.’
How can you cross a bridge before you've come to it? (Dr. Havena Goodtime-Vishing you were here SNL)When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they stick it to the pan?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Touche'Why are balloons so expensive?
Inflation.