Jokes amok! It's not like that. Although, it's true -- not only do I not play 8-string anymore, I don't even have one anymore. To gurrrrly for a man like me. :encouragement: (Pssh!) I just prefer to go by name.
I think you need to contact an Admin and tell them why you want to.
They have a couch you can lie on, and soothing music.