You know you're getting old when ....

[maxdown]

..... you view a youtube vid which has 'Classic Rock' in the title and a targeted Google ad overlays it with an offer to buy 'Funeral Plan Insurance'!!

 

[Phostenix]

Ha! I kept getting Obama ads during the election season.

 

[Narzugon]

I tried it and got Viagra ads. What's up with that? :shock

 

[MrGuitarabuse]

I always get "become a killer blues player guitar lessons" damnation!!!!!

 

[AlGrenadine]

You know you're getting old when... you sell your Jackson axe for a Fender

 

[shotgunn]

I keep getting Vagisil ads.

 

[Phostenix]

You know you're getting old when... you sell your Jackson axe for a Fender

I started out being too old for a pointy headstock guitar.

 

[MesaGuitarGuy]

... got a haircut, took out the earring and decided I wouldn't play my custom hand-made '82 B.C. Rich Bich on stage anymore.

 

[EdgE]

You look in the mirror and say ,who is this gray haired old guy looking at me

 

[Gytaxor]

... when your brother listens to too much loud music ...

 

[MisterE]

when you start looking at the mother instead of the daughter

 

[ianx]

when you start looking at the mother instead of the daughter

Can't I have both?

 

[shotgunn]

When you don't want your kids to listen to the music you listen/listened to.

 

[shotgunn]

When you've wiped more poopie butts than gigs played.

 

[shotgunn]

When you start selling 'unnecessary' gear to pay bills.

 

[shotgunn]

When you start asking, "What are these young kids so angry about?"

 

[bammbamm]

When you got the Axe to get rid of your amps due to your busted back.

 

[xrist04]

...when the first thing that gets plugged in, on stage, is the fan.

 

[Piing]

When you listen again to your old guitar-heroes and think: What an crap of sound! Somebody please fix that unbearable "can of bees"!!

 

[UnsungHeroGuitars]

You know you're getting old when ....

You happen to notice that you're listed as a 'Senior Member' on the Fractal Forum