You know your getting old when..........

[t0aj15]

..........your medicare card shows up in the mail.

 

[Geezerjohn]

Actually, you are getting old when you can't remember where you put your medicare card.

 

[kisslorand]

... you think tube gear is better than AxeFX.

 

[H3O2]

Loved it when an AARP card showed up before I was even 50. Talking about pushing it!

 

[jesussaddle]

You wake up with the song "old McDonald Had a Farm" in your head, and when someone reminds you oldsters regress into babyhood, you shake a rattler at them in protest.

 

[Sustainerplayer]

You start threads named "You know your getting old when.........."

 

[mjross]

You know your getting old when......... what was I talking about.

 

[claham]

When you're told so.

 

[Maxsys]

When you can't remember if you started reading this thread or not....................

 

[klaushouz]

The women you date stay the same age, but you get older!

 

[symphx]

when youre tired from putting in a few sprinkler heads.

 

[maxdown]

When you can't be bothered thinking of something to reply

 

[MrGuitarabuse]

You are watching Magnum P.I. thinking Higgins is way more cool than Magnum...

 

[Sonofiam]

When you look in the mirror and think......"Dad?"

 

[dpeterson]

You end up in the Er after a gig

 

[guitarded]

When even 11 isn't loud enough...

 

[Toopy14]

When you fall asleep sitting up watching old episodes of Emergency and Chips on Kodi!

KMG 365! 7 Mary 3!

 

[levipeto]

When you can't wait for the weekend to have some...



...sleep

 

[maxdown]

You have a reunion gig and .....

Several of the band disappear for half a song for bathroom breaks

Your old regulars turn up with their kids as designated drivers

The old 'groupies' (well ... let's say young free and single girls that used to follow the band and always copped off with someone else in the crowd before the gig ended!) have the same look of shock when seeing you now as you have seeing them now.

 

[favance]

You can't stay up much past 9-10 pm...and get excited when you are regular.