Who owns this specific Axe-Fx?

[kisslorand]

What AxeFX? Where?

 

[Scott Peterson]

That's how I tweak my Axe-FX... she's my 'assistant'.

 

[Tommy Tequila]

Yowza -- she can twiddle my knob any-freaking-time!:shock

TT

 

[Zmonk]

Ass-Fx

 

[Ole]

Is that a Mark1 or Mark2?

 

[MrGuitarabuse]

Keep the plastic on

Well, just about now is a good time to cave in and buy an AXE II dont you think?

 

[UnsungHeroGuitars]

Well, just about now is a good time to cave in and buy an AXE II dont you think?

You're leaning against an open door fella... leaning against an open door...







(In just a few hours time, I will be trying to talk my bandmate into buying my Ultra, ssshhhhhhh...)

 

[DLM]

Dunno why she's turning the knob. The unit isn't even turned on. The only thing turned on here is on the other side of the keyboard.

 

[reclavea]

Dang!! Those sure are nice waves!

Surfs up!

Turn on the axe, switch on a Vibrolux ....grab a board and "Ride them waves"!!

 

[Sidivan]

I think it's her Axe-Fx and she's lonely because neither her boyfriend nor any of her model girlfriends can relate to her. Let alone help satisfy her passionate desires for better guitar tone.

So she takes the Axe down to the beach every day, alone, where she always does her best thinking... about preset routing strategy, tone-match and IR capture. Secretly she hopes that one day she'll meet someone who truly understands her needs. She aches for someone to bond with, someone to share those intimate discussions about FRFR dispersion patterns, pentode vs triode and the TRUE meaning of B+ capacitance. Two wild hearts beating as one, passionately exploring the deepest advance parameters in the amp block.

You must go to her... go now.. she needs you more than ever.

(She also needs some help getting sand out of the encoder wheel)

ride:

I always wondered who writes those captions/stories in nudie magazines!