I'm not going to go into details, but I echo the sentiments of everyone else. I live in Ohio, but I'm not allowing anyone from the forum except Cliff, Matt, and maybe Mark (I stress maybe, here) to come over my house for 4 hours to jam.
For the gas and time you'd spend to do that, you could have the unit at your house for 14 days, and pay return shipping. You'd spend less money overall, and have a more informed decision without cramming in your evaluation in a stranger's house, who you know is extremely heavily armed and has the tactical training to wield such weaponry with a high degree of proficiency. I mean, who could relax in that environment?
If the issue is that you don't have the money yet, then you don't need to evaluate the product at someone's house right now.
You see where this is heading, right? When you do have the money saved up, buy one, and return it if you don't like it. Use the money you've saved, to buy something else from Sweetwater, or GC.