This is how I picture Cliff explaining why not to use Axe Edit now...

Cliff of Swamp Castle: Random Axe Users, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Random Axe User #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Random Axe User #2: [hiccups]
Cliff of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Until* I come and get him.
Random Axe User #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Cliff of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Random Axe User #1: And you'll come and get him.
Random Axe User #2: [hiccups]
Cliff of Swamp Castle: Right.
Random Axe User #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
Cliff of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Leaving* the room.
Random Axe User #1: Leaving the room, yes.
Cliff of Swamp Castle: All right?
Random Axe User #2: [hiccups]
Random Axe User #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
Cliff of Swamp Castle: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?
Random Axe User #2: [hiccups]
Random Axe User #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?
Cliff of Swamp Castle: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...
Random Axe User #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...
Cliff of Swamp Castle: No, just keep him in here...
Random Axe User #1: Until you, or anyone else...
Cliff of Swamp Castle: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Random Axe User #1: Just you.
Random Axe User #2: [hiccups]
Cliff of Swamp Castle: Get back.
Random Axe User #1: Get back.
Cliff of Swamp Castle: All right?
Random Axe User #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
Cliff of Swamp Castle: And make sure he doesn't leave.
Random Axe User #1: What?
Cliff of Swamp Castle: Make sure he doesn't leave.
Random Axe User #1: The prince?
Cliff of Swamp Castle: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.
Random Axe User #1: Oh, yes, of course.
[Points at Random Axe User #2]
Random Axe User #1: I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me having to guard him when he's a Random Axe User.
Cliff of Swamp Castle: Is that clear?
Random Axe User #2: [hiccups]
Random Axe User #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
Cliff of Swamp Castle: Right.
[Cliff of Swamp Castle turns to leave the room, both Random Axe Users follow him]
Cliff of Swamp Castle: Where are you going?
Random Axe User #1: We're coming with you.
Cliff of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Random Axe User #1: Oh, I see. Right.
 
Does this mean I still can't use my Axe-Edit? (sniff......sniff)

Oh dear, what to do....what to do.
 
So, we're supposed to stay here and post complaints until Cliff returns with Axe Edit. Got it.
 
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