shredsquatch
Inspired
Remember these should be mostly really bad or corny jokes and safe for work...
So did you know that 100% of people that drink water will die?
I don't like fat jokes, they just don't "workout".
I would do a car joke but I'm "exhausted".
If anyone has any veggie jokes "lettuce" know.
Why is there no gambling in Africa? There are too many "Cheetahs".
I tried standup once but got booed off the stage... I said that's the last time I'll tell my jokes at a Eulogy.
Thanks I'll be here all week... well maybe
I know you guys and gals have some good bad ones to add
~SS
So did you know that 100% of people that drink water will die?
I don't like fat jokes, they just don't "workout".
I would do a car joke but I'm "exhausted".
If anyone has any veggie jokes "lettuce" know.
Why is there no gambling in Africa? There are too many "Cheetahs".
I tried standup once but got booed off the stage... I said that's the last time I'll tell my jokes at a Eulogy.
Thanks I'll be here all week... well maybe
I know you guys and gals have some good bad ones to add
~SS