Narzugon
Power User
Pauly is it time we explained the concept of a bogan to the rest of the forum?
I couldn't wait so I looked it up. Lol, yeah we have those here in the South as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan
Pauly is it time we explained the concept of a bogan to the rest of the forum?
Yap, we played the gig, than went down the stage for a short break and as soon as we cleared the stage, the owner (Huge fat tattooed Russian bilker) went to the stage, grabbed the mic from our shocked singer and shouted to the crowd “are you ready for some more?” and then a girl shooed up, etc. etc….So you'd play, then there would be a strip act, then you'd play a few more tunes?
This seems relevant.
Probably the craziest thing I’ve seen was at a bike rally we were playing it. A young lady decided to pleasure herself with a beer bottle. Needless to say she drew quite the crowd of onlookers around here.
Many years ago, my previous band (current one's been active 25 years!) played a show at the local Air Force base.
We were playing hard rock and metal in the bar on base where all the general enlisted folks came. The house was packed.
The singer decides to "spin" his mic overhead by the cable like a lasso. When he attempts to retrieve said spinning mic, he comes up with an empty XLR plug. The mic is gone!
A few seconds later, somebody brings him the SM57 from the front of the bathroom, which is about 50-60 feet directly in front of him.
Apparently, he managed to fire that mic at head level (the "stage" was not elevated) straight thru the crowd without hitting anyone!
A drunk chick squirted all over my feet and pedalboard.
Hahahah...this still happens to me at times. I always thank them profusely for their gratitude. Of course, no one is listening so it's really only funny to me, but it still feels good. I GOTTA stop booking shows at Buffalo Wild Wings! hahahah "Hey can you guys take a break so we can sing happy birthday?" Kidding about BW's but I'm sure that would be the case if one were to play there.Reminds me of playing in bars when a good game is on TV, and all of the cheering is for the game, not the band.