Something to do while you are waiting for your new Axe

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SimonDreyer

Inspired
Now that you have no effects etc follow these simple steps:
1) Grab a guitar (DO NOT PLUG IT IN)
2) Wrap a cloth around the fretboard so that it doeasn't make any noise
3) Put on your metrenome or drum machine
4) LEARN TO STRUM IN TIME TO THE BEAT

Easy!!! When you can do this, and ONLY then, think about buying an Axe FX (Insert whatever the model number is current by the time some of you get this right)
This I believe will give The nice folks at Fractal plenty of time to go fishing, lawn bowls , arctic exploring etc.

Cheers See Ya'all later (remember 1,2,3,4 strum, strum, str........)
Simon :mrgreen
 
More accurate than a metronome...

You don't need a metronome or drum machine - you can practice by keeping time with each new complaint on the Shipping Date thread!

in 4/4
|tic whine toc grump | tic whine toc grump | tic whine toc grump | ...

or in 3/4

|tic toc whine | tic toc whine | ...

For the adventurous we can start another release date thread and play with polyrhythms between the new thread and the Shipping Date thread!!!
 
Or in 7/8

|fxxk fxxk whine (tic) | whine whine toc | fxxk fxxk whine (tic) | whine whine toc |

(Think Steve Vai - Attitude Song)
 
>> Something to do while you are waiting for your new Axe

Wel, I just read that Scarlett Johansson is single again, so that suffices for the time being.
 
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