GM Arts
Fractal Fanatic
Not to be taken seriously, just having a bit of fun 
What’s the best <anything>?
For you? Who knows? Lots of people will tell you that what they have is the best, but won’t tell you what they compared them to, nor how they tested it to come to that conclusion. See also “What is the best colour?”
This <something> absolutely rocks!
We’re very pleased you’ve found something that absolutely rocks. Of course, this is of no value to us, because we have no idea what your musical tastes are, nor how much more it rocks than to whatever you compared it to, if anything. By the way, my grandfather has a really excellent chair on his front porch that rocks too!
Need awesome <whatever> tone for gig tonight
That’s nice. Good luck. An excellent time to start making an effort to learn how to use your gear would be now.
Just uploaded new firmware and it sounds different
Ah, I see your mistake. You need to keep uploading the old firmware to keep your old sounds.
AxeFX destroyed my <whatever>
While we’re truly sorry you’ve suffered a loss, the AxeFX does not yet possess artificial intelligence to seek out and destroy other objects in your room. Recommend you find out what silly mistake you made so you don’t do it again.
Problem playing Eruption with guitar connected to AxeFX Line Out
You can’t really play Eruption, can you?
What’s the best <anything>?
For you? Who knows? Lots of people will tell you that what they have is the best, but won’t tell you what they compared them to, nor how they tested it to come to that conclusion. See also “What is the best colour?”
This <something> absolutely rocks!
We’re very pleased you’ve found something that absolutely rocks. Of course, this is of no value to us, because we have no idea what your musical tastes are, nor how much more it rocks than to whatever you compared it to, if anything. By the way, my grandfather has a really excellent chair on his front porch that rocks too!
Need awesome <whatever> tone for gig tonight
That’s nice. Good luck. An excellent time to start making an effort to learn how to use your gear would be now.
Just uploaded new firmware and it sounds different
Ah, I see your mistake. You need to keep uploading the old firmware to keep your old sounds.
AxeFX destroyed my <whatever>
While we’re truly sorry you’ve suffered a loss, the AxeFX does not yet possess artificial intelligence to seek out and destroy other objects in your room. Recommend you find out what silly mistake you made so you don’t do it again.
Problem playing Eruption with guitar connected to AxeFX Line Out
You can’t really play Eruption, can you?
