You'll have to give me a pass for doing this, but you asked -What hot hatch are you driving? I've got a VW GTI now that's got an APR Stage 2 tune on it. It replaced my A4. Always wanted a GTI when I was a kid, so a GTI I now have!
I respect the VWs but I've driven them and they're not my thing. A stage 2 Mark7 is probably faster than mine as far as raw motor, though.