No Shave Until I Get My AX8

[1poorplayer]

My wife has been complaining about my beard for the past month , since I started my own - NO SHAVE TIL AX8 campaign , after the announcement of an expected Q4 release. She's got me under pressure , now that we are in December.
I told her to relax a month ago , and that the razor will come out just as soon as my pedal arrives. I've been saying ANY DAY NOW , but she says ...give it up.
Well , since then , things are getting pretty ugly around the house. TV dinners , sleeping on the couch , ......sleeping bag.

I'm hoping I don't get a chance to form a ZZ TOP tribute band. ( because I don't have a Fractal guitar rig to give me great tone - straight to the FOH , yet )

If Fractal still gets theses babies shipping on time , I would say , you didn't have to hold it , but you did , but you did , but you did , and I thank you.

 

[brads4]

Get your wizard hat ready.

 

[Moke]

I'll be right there honey............I'm just checking my email again.

 

[philipacamaniac]

Ok this is full of win! I've already got something between lumberjack and young Santa so I can join this campaign without much issue lol.

 

[pat6969]

U might be tripping over it before you get the AX8!!

 

[aleclee]

I see a ZZ Top tribute band in your future...

 

[bwill81]

It all makes sense now. Maybe David Letterman is doing the same thing!!

 

[joesatch]

FAS should do the same, not shave until they ship..

 

[chris]

FAS should do the same, not shave until they ship..

why?

 

[joesatch]

it keeps you focused, like the MLB playoffs

 

[artzeal]

she says ... give it up .... She's got me under pressure , ... things are getting pretty ugly around the house. TV dinners , sleeping on the couch , ......sleeping bag. I'm hoping I don't get a chance to form a ZZ TOP tribute band...

What's up with that? Sounds like she's got you sleeping rough, boy. Maybe you can improve the domestic situation by spiffing up a bit; beard or not: they say every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man. Maybe gift her some cheap sunglasses. Best of luck, I hope it doesn't become decision or collision.

 

[Ole]

A friend once told me about a similar problem.
His wife told him this : " If you dont shave, I wont either"
5 days later the beard was gone...

 

[ETOLKIEN]

I started my own - NO SHAVE TIL AX8 campaign
[...]
I'm hoping I don't get a chance to form a ZZ TOP tribute band.

My coworkers are asking me why I laughed so hard...
Seriously, if I were you I would tell her that if I have much time sleeping rought I can get used to it and when the Axe/shaving time arrives maybe I can not be able to go back to bed
because my neck have become accustomed to the hard life.

 

[X-Mann]

Ok this is full of win! I've already got something between lumberjack and young Santa so I can join this campaign without much issue lol.

I'm 100% in on this one boys!!!!!

This thread made me lol & then some!!! It's funny & done in a light hearted spirit & that's what I'm all about!

I usual run a tight 5 O'Clock shadow, but I'm going for a full on Rick Grimes beard of Epic per portions now!

Men, men, men, men!!!!!

X

PS - I already have a good start going & you'll see it on Monday too!

 

[1poorplayer]

 

[shasha]

Just tell her that you could have chosen not to bathe.

 

[1poorplayer]

FAS should do the same, not shave until they ship..

 

[Guillaume Lortie]

count me in!

 

[Rick]

I predict a new, all-AX8 band on the horizon... The Sasquatches

 

[Sustainerplayer]

I predict a new, all-AX8 band on the horizon... The Sasquatches

The Fasquatches!