My greatest fear ...

[bwanagary]

... is that when I die, my wife will sell my guitars for what I told her they cost !!!

 

[USMC_Trev]

You'll be as dead as that joke is old.

 

[paranoid]

... is that when I die, my wife will sell my guitars for what I told her they cost !!!

My fear would be that her new boy friend would tell her what they cost!

 

[bwanagary]

You'll be as dead as that joke is old.

The discovery that they cost much more could hasten my departure from this mortal coil

 

[Toopy14]

... is that when I die, my wife will sell my guitars for what I told her they cost !!!

You may not have to wait that long, if she finds this post!

 

[USMC_Trev]

The discovery that they cost much more could hasten my departure from this mortal coil

On the plus side you can tell her you’re gonna haunt her and those guitars for all of eternity.

“Haunted Guitars”. That’s mine. Claim.

 

[mr_fender]

Likely still pales in comparison to what she actually spent for all of her makeup, skin care, hair care, purses, clothes, and shoes over the years. Everyone likes to spend money.

 

[Xrocker]

I asked her if she would find someone new when I died.
“Yes”
Would you let him live in my house?
“Yes”
Would you let him sleep in our bed?
“Yes”
Would you let him play my guitars?
“No, he’s left handed”