Scented Meat
Power User
How did it start? How do these things always start...slowly, insidiously. At first, I didn't even notice I was using them, so focused was I on the amps. Then I started buying in bulk: Redwirez, Ownhammer...oh, did I get Ownhammered!
Pretty soon I moved on to the harder stuff: mixed IRs. I even started coming up with my own insane recipes; hell, I bought a whole lab for mixing them. The more I mixed, the more different ones I had to try. I started out sampling them in the evenings, but pretty soon it was mornings, too. And when I was alone. There were a few lost weekends....
Now I've really hit the skids: Ultra-res IRs have taken over my life. It doesn't even matter any more what's on the label: Fractal, Amp Factory, Ownhammer...I use them all! If they're for sale, I buy 'em. If they're free, I download 'em. I can't even tell them apart any more!
I know I'm in too deep, beyond redemption...not even Superman can help me. I've gone to meetings, even tried to step outside into the warm summer sun (but kept my smartphone with me in case a new Ultra-res pack was announced!). My marriage, my job...everything hangs in the balance. But I hope my cautionary tale will serve as a warning to others before it's too late....
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Pretty soon I moved on to the harder stuff: mixed IRs. I even started coming up with my own insane recipes; hell, I bought a whole lab for mixing them. The more I mixed, the more different ones I had to try. I started out sampling them in the evenings, but pretty soon it was mornings, too. And when I was alone. There were a few lost weekends....
Now I've really hit the skids: Ultra-res IRs have taken over my life. It doesn't even matter any more what's on the label: Fractal, Amp Factory, Ownhammer...I use them all! If they're for sale, I buy 'em. If they're free, I download 'em. I can't even tell them apart any more!
I know I'm in too deep, beyond redemption...not even Superman can help me. I've gone to meetings, even tried to step outside into the warm summer sun (but kept my smartphone with me in case a new Ultra-res pack was announced!). My marriage, my job...everything hangs in the balance. But I hope my cautionary tale will serve as a warning to others before it's too late....
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