I'll play... had to make the list before I could get a count. I guess the current count is 16 including a mandolin. 11 bought new, 5 used. In order of acquisition:
1971 Fender Telecaster
1988 Les Paul Standard Gold Top w. P90s - set up for slide in D
1991 Les Paul Classic
1992 L'Arrivee acoustic
2001 Danelectro Baritone
2001 Gibson Firebird - white, signed by Johnny Winter in 2010
mid-2000s Danelectro DC59 - set up for slide
2010 Forgery: Chinese Gibson 1275 Doubleneck (eBay purchase, got my money back and got to keep the guitar, w. is a piece of crap)
2010 Gibson EDS 1275 Doubleneck - red
2012 National Resophonic Style 'O'
2013 James Trussart Steeltopcaster, antique silver, engraved paisley, solid rosewood body neck and fretboard - set up for Slide in G
2012 James trussart Stell DeVille, rusty snakeskin engraved, holey front, Arcane hum buckers
2013 James Trussart Steel DeVille, rusty pinstripe, holey back, TV Jones filtertrons & bigsby
2014 Eastman F style Mandolin
2013 Fender Strat - Custom shop, closet classic 65
2015 Gibson Les Paul True Historic 1959 reissue, lemon burst, rewind creme brule pickups, MSSC CTS vitamin Q harness (Bought used for a steal!)