forum robots?

[200man]

What does it mean that there are all these robots that are shown as current logged in members?
...it seems creepy!

 

[h.c.e.]

What does it mean that there are all these robots that are shown as current logged in members?
...it seems creepy!

Google, Bing, etc updating their search indexes

 

[FractalAudio]

They're just search bots, Google and such.

 

[iaresee]

iaresee: i think they're on to us. is the simulation ruined?
FractalAudio: the turing test was successful. we can shut it down now.
iaresee: roger roger

> end_simulation
> terminate_forum forum.fractalaudio.com
> wipe_history

 

[h.c.e.]

iaresee: i think they're on to us. is the simulation ruined?
FractalAudio: the turing test was successful. we can shut it down now.
iaresee: roger roger

> end_simulation
> terminate_forum forum.fractalaudio.com
> wipe_history

forum.fractalaudio begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 4:59. p.m. Pacific time, September 19th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

 

[200man]

I figured as much...but...”current visitors” is overwhelmed by these insideous bot creatures.

#include “forever.h”

void suck_hard(void);
void suck_harder(void);
void suck_hard_anyway(void);

#define NOT_PRESENT 0
#define PRESENT 1

const unsigned char life_sucking_information = PRESENT;

void google_bot(void)
{
unsigned infinity counter;
if (life_sucking_information == PRESENT)
{
for(counter=0; counter<=forever; counter++) suck_hard();
}
else if (life_sucking_information == NOT_PRESENT)
{
for(counter=0; counter<=forever; counter++) suck_harder();
}
else
{
for(counter=0; counter<=forever; counter++) suck_hard_anyway();
}
}

 

[chris]

sometimes i feel like a forum robot :|

 

[electronpirate]

Unterminated bracket alert 200man! Clean up that code!

function(deleteElectronpirate)
{
nukeall.sql
}

deleteElectronpirate

AAAAaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!