Flew delta this weekend...

[TravisG406]

Definitely Kemper.

 

[TG3K]

LOL, nailed it.

 

[Desmo808]

Cool profile of a cockpit. The more you turn the knobs though, the less and less it works like the original cockpit.

 

[benvigil]

... so you're saying it's exactly like the real thing?

 

[Geezerjohn]

Is that for delta blues?

 

[USMC_Trev]

If you die in a plane crash on a Delta flight, you still have to connect through Atlanta before you can get to heaven.

 

[muttonhead]

and your connecting flight will be either delayed or cancelled until the next day.

 

[USMC_Trev]

and your connecting flight will be either delayed or cancelled until the next day.

Precisely.

 

[benvigil]

and your connecting flight will be either delayed or cancelled until the next day.

...but not to worry, it will arrive "soon"

 

[Geezerjohn]

If you die in a plane crash on a Delta flight, you still have to connect through Atlanta before you can get to heaven.

True, but if you die on an American flight, you have to go through Dallas, and there is no need for a connection to heaven. From Texas, heaven is a local call.

 

[USMC_Trev]

True, but if you die on an American flight, you have to go through Dallas, and there is no need for a connection to heaven. From Texas, heaven is a local call.

Only if you're from Texas

What do you have to do to find out if someone's from Texas? Nothing, they will tell you within 5 minutes.