I was planning on selling my first born, but the wife, unsurprisingly, had a lot to say about it.
I was planning on selling my first born, but the wife, unsurprisingly, had a lot to say about it.
How much for your first born? Is there a buy it now price?
Doctors or lawyers.
Get his wife instead! She comes with alimony. Good investment!
She earns more than me! Please, take her. She's good for another 2 kids and comes with extra moaning and has thumbs large enough to anyone under.