Dad Jokes

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

My Career in a picture,

 

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

 

[fcs101]

Q: Where do baby cats learn to swim?

A: The kitty pool.

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: Where do baby cats learn to swim?

A: The kitty pool.

Q: Where do Charlie's Angels get their water from?

A: Farrah's Fawcett.

 

[bleujazz3]

Q:Why did Farrah Fawcett sign onto a pro baseball team roster?

A: She wanted to be Farrah Fawcett Ma]ors.

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: What do you do when you'd like to slow dance with Farrah Fawcett?

A: Forget it. Steve Majors has got a lock on that tap.

 

[DaveO]

 

[DaveO]

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: Why should you never fear how you will pay for food, how you will survive, nor worry about being belittled for what you believe?

A: Because turning on the the "waterworks" goes only so far in my book. The faucet also turns in the off direction, as well.

 

[Freds55]

 

[Freds55]

 

[Freds55]

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[bleujazz3]

 

[notalemming]

 

[bleujazz3]

 

[bleujazz3]

 

[Will Schut]

In the late eighties my introtape used to say this:
”Ladies and gentlemen, of all the guitarplayers in the world…… this is one of them! Please welcome….”