Dad Jokes

[fcs101]

Q: Why was the turkey arrested?

A: The police suspected fowl play!

 

[Rock Chalk]

I saw a pick up truck today whose back glass read “I love animals. They are delicious.” lol

 

[Freds55]

Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes?

It was on a roll.

 

[GM Arts]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

 

[DaveO]

Now that was hilarious good joke. I really enjoyed that one I’m still laughing.

+1

 

[Freds55]

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets. Lol

 

[fcs101]

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets. Lol

 

[Freds55]

I've been bored recently so I've decided to take up fencing.

The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back. Lol

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call a shop the makes acceptable quality goods?

A: A satisfactory!

 

[Freds55]

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke,

But you didn't like it. Lol

 

[Toopy14]

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke,

But you didn't like it. Lol

 

[Freds55]

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That’s pretty funny Doc Brown perfect lol

 

[Freds55]

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm. Lol

 

[GM Arts]

Following on from "I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it" ...

I was going to tell you a Deja-Vu joke, but you've already heard it!

 

[fcs101]

Okay, time-themed joke:

Q: Why should you never eat a clock?

A: It's too time consuming!

 

[Freds55]

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience. Lol

 

[Freds55]

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse. Lol

 

[fcs101]

Q: How do you catch a country girl's attention?

A: A tractor!

 

[fcs101]

If you say AT&T backwards, you sound like a Canadian bomb technician.

 

[Freds55]

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.