Those sound like Steven Wright. His stuff is so good!When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they stick it to the pan?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
They do, I just remember them from some emails my dad received back in the day from coworkers - not sure of originThose sound like Steven Wright. His stuff is so good!
Those sound like Steven Wright. His stuff is so good!
Exactly!You mean like, if a piece of buttered bread always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, when you drop it. What happens if you strap a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and drop the cat?
"My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH"Exactly!
Or:
Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
Or:
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Absolutely!his delivery is like no other!
I bought a helicopter but my yard was too small to land it so I just tethered it to the house.Steven Wright? Count me in:
If you're driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, would anything happen?
When I woke up in the morning, my girlfriend asked me if I slept well. I said No, I made a few mistakes.