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Three men were discussing coincidences at a bar.
● The first man said, “My wife was reading A Tale of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins”
● “That’s funny,” the second man remarked, “My wife was reading The Three Musketeers, and she gave birth to triplets”
● The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!!!”
A blonde living alone decided to get two dogs to keep her company and guard her and her home.
She named them "Timex" and "Rolex"
When asked why she chose such unusual names, she sighed and said: "Well, what else could I name two watchdogs?"
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a park bench one night gazing at the moon.
One Blonde says: "Which do you think is farther away--Florida or the Moon?"
"Helloooo!!" says the Other Blonde. "Can you see Florida??!!"
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