Dad Jokes

So the boss asked the new hire, "What is your goal in life, and how do you expect to achieve it?"

Her really was, "Study hard and graduate, and apply and work for a decent high-paying worldwide firm."

So the boss asked again, "How do you expect to achieve it?"

Her reply: "Well, that is a problem. From what I've seen, most people screw around after lunch and don't do any real work until absolutely necessary."

The bosses' reply, "Are you sure you're not confusing your day job with what happens after you go home?"

Her reply was, "The goal is to make money to pay the bills. Not win head games with foolish people."

The bosses' reply, "Thanks, Ms. We'll have our people speak to your people. Be careful of that door on your way out."
 
So the two teams were almost ready to play, but they couldn't settle on who would receive the ball first, and they didn't have a coin to toss.

So the referee had the two team captains hold out their fists...

And the referee went round, "Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief, doctor, lawyer, Indian chief..."

The Packers won their game that day...
 
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