Guy was driving down the road when he looks out his right side passenger window, and sees a chicken running alongside the car. Looking closer, he sees that the chicken has 3 legs. Guy gets a bit unnerved and takes the car up to 60 MPH. Chicken's keeping up with the car. Guy slows a little, and the chicken veers off onto a dirt road.
The guys wonders where the chicken is heading, so he follows the bird down the dirt road. At the end of the road is a farmhouse. The chicken runs into the chicken coop and slams the chicken door shut.
Guy stops his vehicle and saunters over to the old guy sitting on the front porch. "You the owner of that 3-legged chicken?" says the guy.
"Yup," says the old farmer.
"Why in God's green earth does that chicken have 3 legs?" asks the guy.
"Breed 'em," says the farmer. "My son likes a drumstick, my wife likes a drumstick, and I like a drumstick, so I breed 3-legged chickens."
"Amazing," says the guy. "How does a 3-legged chicken taste?"
"I don't know," replies the farmer, "I've never been able to catch one."
