Dad Jokes

[fcs101]

Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?

A: A baboom.

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: Why is understanding certain phrases and terms important to grasping knowledge on this forum?

A: Otherwise it'd all just be Greek to us.

 

[DaveO]

A friend of mine bought some London Bridge trousers. They keep falling down!

 

[DaveO]

Q: Why did the guy quit his job at the clown shoe factory?
A. Because it was no small feet.

 

[bleujazz3]

A friend of mine bought some London Bridge trousers. They keep falling down!

After watching TV, I went back for a 2nd cup of tea. Why? It's a refill.

 

[DaveO]

Seriously,
Q: why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses?
A: Put it on the fronts!

 

[bleujazz3]

So if LT shows us how we can effectively deal with FM9 problems, then learning to apply these principles is 2nd nature, hmm?

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: What do world travellers have in common with foreigners?

A: Planet Earth.

 

[DaveO]

Q: Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
A: She liked playing cool jazz.

 

[DaveO]

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!

 

[bleujazz3]

Why does the news keep speaking about losses, when the only time you gain anything is when you eat or drink?

 

[bleujazz3]

What happens if the news loses its feed?

 

[DaveO]

If you watch Cinderella backwards..
It's about a woman who learns her place.

 

[bleujazz3]

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!

Q: Why should you never listen to dumb beer commercials during football games?

A: It's almost like when you tried to light a fart on fire during your sophomore year. Learned your lesson, didn't you?

 

[fcs101]

Q: What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A: A milkshake.

 

[bleujazz3]

No correlation to previous posts...

Q: Does anyone recall the reason why most antagonists lose on TV?

A: Your remote does have an off button.

 

[bleujazz3]

Q: Why is the "Survivor" TV program so popular?

A: No clue, except the surf is awesome.

 

[Vio]

 

[Freds55]

Ha Ha Ha, as @Freds55 would say that's a keeper!
Btw hope that Floridian is ok..

Thanks DaveO glad to be back hope all you guys are doing well. All is well here my sister in Fort Myers took a beating down there they got water back today they are so lucky…. I’ll bet they leave next time.