Fractal Audio Systems
If you're a drive pedal aficionado this one's for you...
Lol. As a professional copywriter I can't tell you how many times I've had to tell clients this type of stuff.The other day I received a proposal from a plumbing vendor at work. I consider myself rather well read, but whoever wrote up that proposal was clearly having a field day with a thesaurus and possibly secret code.
I wrote them back, “Re-write this with a clear summary of the work you’ll be doing and I’ll sign off on it. You’re re-setting the pitch of drain pipe, not writing a secret amendment to the Bill of Rights that has to utilize a cipher to understand.“