Axe-Fx III 16.00 Beta 11 "Cygnus" Firmware - Public Beta #8

[jefferski]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold....

Man, I'm feeling a little bit lightheaded. Maybe you should play guitar...

 

[effulgent]

WE CANT STOP HERE! THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!

No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough...

 

[Mott]

Trailerbytes, chiggerbytes and mossquitos collided aimlessly in the dense gases....

Firesign, folks. Bozos. Not the good Dr. Gonzo. As if this thread couldn’t get further off topic.

 

[TravisG406]

I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been off world at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and doughnuts shops had been wrecked. So I spent most of my time looking for beer.

The power of the force stopped you, you hosers

 

[ak301]

WE CANT STOP HERE! THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!

 

[Jambi]

As your attorney, I advise you to put a high-pass around 100hz. You won’t need much, just a tiny cut.

 

[spikey]

As if this thread couldn’t get further off topic.

Topic? Topic?? We don need no stinkin Topic!!!
We need Cygnus!

 

[Harm]

Less than 12 parsecs.

I believe parsecs is a distance, not time. It was used in Star Wars the wrong way. (King nerd has spoken, mic drop)

 

[skydog]

Did someone kidnap Cliff
i think this is longest I have ever seen him not post in a beta thread
maybe family was like “thats it sir come out of that lab now
your taking us to Wally World

This is less of a beta thread than before.

 

[FullThrottle64]

I believe parsecs is a distance, not time. It was used in Star Wars the wrong way. (King nerd has spoken, mic drop)

A parsec is just over 3 light-years.

It's also a root vegetable that's good in stews.

 

[spagthorpe]

I believe parsecs is a distance, not time. It was used in Star Wars the wrong way. (King nerd has spoken, mic drop)

I think that one left a vapor trail going over you.

 

[JamesBWood]

A parsec is just over 3 light-years.

It's also a root vegetable that's good in stews.

Let's complete the nerd circle: In a StarWars prequel, the writers explain the less than 12 parsecs as a navigational feat (Han found the shorter path) rather than a component of time to distance (although the shorter distance would imply a lesser time).

...And now back to our regularly scheduled toe-tapping while we're waiting for Cygnus (and set-lists).

 

[Randalljax]

 

[ModelGuitarist]

I had high hopes we'd have the full version by Easter. That vacation is over.

The beta is full of promise, and the wait continues......

Should we have someone do a wellness-check on Cliff?

 

[DrRaolDuke]

Now this thread is getting interesting

 

[Xrocker]

A parsec is just over 3 light-years.

It's also a root vegetable that's good in stews.

That’s a big freakin vegetable!

 

[BrienHBrown]

EVH sounds like EVH through his own rig, but give him a Fender Twin with a stompbox and I bet he won't get that same Plexi tone he's known for.

No, that's just when his fingers create "Finish What Ya' Started" and he starts playing badass chickin' pickin' country licks that somehow still sound like "EVH"!

 

[curious]

Summarize for me?

No thanks

 

[ElectricPhase]

Not bitching, just amused by the direction the thread has taken.

 

[negativefx]

Not bitching, just amused by the direction the thread has taken.

Cliff needs to release a new beta just so we can start a new frickin thread.

Changelog: Update version number to beta 9. That's it.