So, think about the Axe more as a computer loaded with every piece of software you can think of...and then you, having no idea how to use a computer. That's about the only way I can equate to your situation.
To start with an Axe - at your experience level...is going to be very difficult to master in any time, because you don't know much about guitars, amps, effects, etc...or how to dial in tones on the Axe.
The Axe is infinitely capable of producing pretty much any tones you can think of...and you can browse around here to hear samples of guitarists who are playing through them. You'd be amazed. But if you don't know how to play or set it up, it'll sound like shit, guaranteed.
You're not going to get there soon, or easily.
Someone posted above that you've bought a commercial jetliner and you don't have a pilot's license. That as well puts things into perspective.
You obviously have no shortage of resources to acquire the gear...and that's a wonderful thing, but learning how to use it will be a challenge.
The Axe isn't for the faint of heart, on a good day. However, if you do overcome the challenges, you won't believe what it's capable of! It just won't do much on it's own...even with all the presets it comes with. It needs human intervention to make it sing. It took me, with 50 years of playing guitar, a good 12 months to learn how to manipulate it to get the sounds/ tones I want, and I know what I'm doing, not as well as some others, but enough to be dangerous anyway.
If you could go into a store, and you had an Axe and say, an EVH 5150 Combo, and you'd plug into one and the other...the EVH would sound amazing, and the Axe, like turd. Because you simply don't know how to use it. For experienced players, there is a learning curve...which gets way steeper with less experience.
The Axe can sound like a Fender Twin, or a Mesa / Marshall/ Orange stack...or pretty much anything you can dream of, but will take a lot of work and experience to get it there. It has all the effects you need, built in. It can do anything you can think of, emulate any sound you want. But you're a long way away from that, today.
When you see major artists making the switch away from analogue gear to the Axe, guys like Vai, Metallica, Satriani, Lifeson, Petrucci, Collen and a whack of other crazy players...you know this stuff is the real deal. But it is going to take you a long time and lot of effort to get there...Axe FX or not!
Find someone who knows the Axe and have them dial in the tone(s) you like. Start from there.
Good luck!