Hey there, thanks for the message. Sorry, but I am not really into what you're proposing. Nothing personal, but I just don't want to do that. They have a 15 day trial with full refund, no questions asked. Why not get one and see if you like it? If not, send it back. They're in NH. UPS GROUND is like $23 and it comes in one day. I pretty much guarantee that you will LOVE it!