Dad Jokes

Rush the space laser - Dilbert on July 19, 2022
Not engaging that feed whatsoever. It's like watching sports highlights without the highlights. Except the spotlight is now on @DaveO
 
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So my elderly Mom was teasing me the other day about my beer gut, and things took a turn downwards...

"Oh yeah? What about your buns of jello? They aren't exactly buns of steel, you know..."

Mom walked away miffed but I knew she wasn't done.

Which is why my next meal invitation for her will include a jello mold fruit salad.

(We both need more fruit in our diets anyway...)
 
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