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    Dad Jokes

    @bleujazz3, that's beautiful. And I can entirely relate to that. I'm getting tired, and it's been a tough month. But some shuteye will likely "unknit the furrowed brow." So, I think that, yes, it's time for bed. A good and peaceful night to you, sir. :)
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    Dad Jokes

    Hmm. Yes, I have; but, I was under the impression...hang on...let me look up the definition: Okay, that's what I thought a "shaggy-dog story" was. The humor of the shaggy-dog story comes from it having a punchline, but the punchline isn't worth the time-and-effort of everything that comes...
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    Dad Jokes

    Okay. (Sigh.) I'll bite... @bleujazz3, you've been a gentleman when we've interacted previously, and @fcs101, I've always had the same impression 'bout you. So, I'm going to ask you guys to please explain the post from @bleujazz3 at 12:34am today (just above this post of mine). To clarify...
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    Wish Bass stuff wish list

    ...oh, and I'm gonna need that guy's artificial arm....
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    Bamboo Shirt

    You...set Michael's hair on fire?
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    What are you watching right now?

    Oh. Whew. For a moment there, I thought this was about to become a "What are you wearing?" thread.
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    What would you do?

    Hey, @unix-guy, Your concern is: "I think where I'm mentally stuck is that these are songs we wrote as a band. It's about honoring the integrity of what was written and recorded, and the effort put into it by the band members." What you're appealing to is something like the esprit de corps of...
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    Wish AXE FX III Core - 1U Rack Version

    I'd buy it, and work it into one of the FX loops of the Axe FX III. It'd help simplify the challenges of creating morphing scenes between 4 separate amps. I like my channel-changes to take 500ms to 1000ms, to create a more-musical transition. Triggering a crossfading transition is quite easy to...
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    Dad Jokes

    Gotcha, makes sense. (And, I relate to what you say about wanting to talk with one's Dad at the dinner table, and being unable.) In the area of serious response -- and not at all meant in a cantankerous way, but more like a, "careful, there's a pothole in the road there, you might wish to step...
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    Godin Alex Lifeson Sig

    It's a pretty typical looking S-style guitar, with an ebony fretboard, your choice of a Floyd or a Vega Trem, some Mojotone pickups, a nicely sculpted neck-heel, and an unusual switch position. Call me crazy, but it seems to me that, for the same money or less, I could get exactly the same...
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    Dad Jokes

    There's an issue with the phrase "only a theory," here... BUT, this is the Dad Jokes thread, and to comment on that "issue" would require me to take this as a serious, or at least semi-serious, post. But is it? Past experience with reading your posts, @bleujazz3, has led me to think that my...
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    Wish Sample Block

    "The product?" So, that'd be the Axe III. But does the Axe IV lack sufficient non-volatile memory? Inquiring minds want to know... (I kid, I kid. Mostly.)
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    Wish Sample Block

    If you add, "Samples of a Japanese vocalist singing syllables in persona as a cartoon character," and allow samples to be triggered by pitch tracking or dynamics, you basically created a Miku pedal.
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    It's time

    Again pretending the request is a serious one, both the Miku and the Fart pedal trigger short samples with varying sensitivity to pitch tracking and/or dynamics. Put out an effect block which does that, but with user-editable samples, and you can have a block which... (a.) some users will load...
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    It's time

    The Definitive Review:
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